Eggnog will get you in trouble.
Front: "Eggnog is the reason I'm always on Santa's naughty list"
Inside: Blank (for your warm, heartfelt message)
EGGNOG | CARD
• each card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches when folded
• 100lb white paper
• red envelope, size A2
• single cards are packaged in cellophane and mailed in a rigid mailer / sets of cards are packaged in a clear box