Sometimes adults still need their dads. Check the boxes that apply to your dad.

Front: “I still need my daddy because:
he’s funnier than mom
he makes wonderful omelets
he's cheaper than a handyman
he has a wealth of useless knowledge
he makes me feel sane in comparison
he always has a bottle opener
he gives the best hugs 
I still can't set up my cable box
he tells the best lame jokes
he mostly loves me no matter what
he can fix anything with duct tape and super glue
Inside: Blank (for your warm, heartfelt message)


  • • 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card
    • 100lb white paper
    • red envelope, size A2
    • packaged in a cellophane sleeve and mailed in a rigid mailer