Have you guys been paying attention to the real estate market lately? It's bananas. Bless those that have bought a house this year.


Front: "You bought a new house in 2021 which means you likely: 1. went to dozens of viewings only to find out the house was already under contract before you were finished looking at it 2. saw many terrifying DIY projects 3. considered hiring a builder 4. considered a total renovation 5. rearranged your whole day to get a viewing the day the house was listed 6. lost a bidding war on a house with multiple offers 7. made an aggressive offer over asking price with no contingencies 8. wrote your life’s story in a letter to the seller 9. agreed to take care of a fig tree for the rest of your life because it was sentimental to the seller 10. didn’t realize how much stuff you had until you had to move it to your new house"
Inside: Blank (for your warm, heartfelt message)


  • • 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card
    • 100lb white paper
    •  kraft envelope, size A2
    • packaged in a cellophane sleeve and mailed in a rigid mailer