No judgement here.
Front: "No that you're an old lady, I promise not to judge you if you start collecting plastic flamingos"
Inside: Blank (for your warm, heartfelt message)
OLD LADY FLAMINGO | CARD
• 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card
• 100lb white paper
• fuchsia envelope, size A2
• packaged in a cellophane sleeve and mailed in a rigid mailer