I'm not saying you guys are weird, but I kind of am.
Front: "If the parents are any indiciation, your baby is going to be super weird"
Inside: Blank (for your warm, heartfelt message)
SUPER WEIRD BABY | CARD
• 4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card
• 100lb white paper
• blue envelope, size A2
• packaged in a cellophane sleeve and mailed in a rigid mailer